what to say/do to avoid eating

theartofemptiness:

⤷ remember that these tips are for me, and me only. i could not be held responsible if you decided to follow them as well, so please be careful. ⤶

⭐ you’re vegan / vegetarian.

⭐ you are allergic.

⭐ you already ate.

⭐ you found a hair in your food. make a huge deak out of it and refuse to eat it.

⭐

“accidentally” drop your food on the ground so you can’t eat it.

⭐ you’re still full from your previous meal.

⭐ you forgot your lunch at home.

⭐ you ate at a friend’s / when you were out.

⭐ you’re no feeling well / you’re sick.

⭐ you forgot your money at home.

⭐ you only eat at set times during the day.

⭐ your doctor puts you on a special diet.

⭐ you have a doctor appointment later and was told not to eat beforehand.

⭐ you are trying to cut down on carbs.

⭐ you have your periods and the cramps are making you feel sick.

⭐ you’re just not hungry.

⭐ you have a sore throat.

⭐ you’re craving something else that you’ll get yourself later.

⭐ you’re going out to eat later.

⭐ you are going to exercise soon and don’t want to do it on a full stomach.

⭐ you need to finish studying/something important.

⭐ you ate out earlier.

⭐ you are taking part in a charity famine.

⭐ your medication is making you nauseous.

⭐ take one bite and act disguted and say you don’t like it.

⭐ you ate all junk last week so you’re trying to eat healthy this week.

⭐ you don’t eat breakfast.

⭐ you have a huge family dinner tonight.

⭐ you are having a toothache.

⭐ you bite your tongue and it hurts.

⭐ if you have braces, they you just got them tightened and it hurts.

stay safe, Angels ✨